Flight to Vegas: $250. Inflatable genitalia: $34. Matchy-matchy commemorative “one penis/vagina 4 life” t-shirts: $20. Britney Spears-inspired rhinestone bodysuit: $150. Bottle service at da club:…

Between hittin’ the books and hittin’ that hot soccer player piece of ass from the dorm (college is awesome), the start of the school year…

In the last blog post, I gave you some amazing news: The best way to invest is actually the easiest way to invest. It’s all…

Some money realities bite. Hard. The majority of people can’t make a living wage. The financial crisis of ten years past disproportionally dicked over millennials.…

I put my camping gear together for about $330. I won’t pretend like that’s not a significant amount of money because it is. But that…

I recently returned from my annual incursion into the wilderness, and my time outdoors was precisely what I needed: challenging, stunning, interesting. Perhaps not what…

Originally published on SoFi.com.  A wealthy real estate mogul recently told millennials to stop buying avocado toast if they ever want to buy a house, and the…

Millennials get a bad rap for doing stupid sh*t and being annoying. We fall off the side of the Grand Canyon while selfie-ing, twerk on…

I feel like I always knew I’d make it into the British tabloids, I just didn’t think it would be for eating trash. On the…

In celebration of the Dumpster Dog Blog turning six months old, I’m doing a giveaway! I’m giving away this vintage Lee jacket that I hand-painted!…